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Post by Jeff Dunham on Jan 26, 2011 22:10:40 GMT -5
"You missed a spot!" Walter said from his perch on the desk as Jeff swept the class room floor.
"Honestly, was the other teacher so stupid that they couldn't clean up the floor?" Jeff looked up and saw Peanut throwing a bag of empty potato chips onto the floor, "Peanut..."
"What?" Jeff pointed to the bag, Peanut sighed but he threw the bag away in the trash.
"Thanks, now, you guys either help me or sit in the trunk!" Jeff had a bad morning... or evening. He woke up to Peanut bouncing on his stomach screaming, "FEED ME!" and Achmed messing around at his work bench. When he had reached his class, his back hurt from trying to keep the trunk full of puppets in control. Jeff looked up from sweeping and saw Achmed about to light a bomb, "Achmed put it out."
"Aw come on, infidel, just once?"
"No, put it out. I'm not in the mood for this guys, I'm nervous enough as it is with this being my first class and you guys are not helping right now, so please, behave!"
"What about when the class starts, Senior?" Jose asked.
"I don't know it depends on what I make you do." That got complaints from the gang but Jeff just smiled and stared at them until they agreed to behave... At least until class started....
"Honestly, was the other teacher so stupid that they couldn't clean up the floor?" Jeff looked up and saw Peanut throwing a bag of empty potato chips onto the floor, "Peanut..."
"What?" Jeff pointed to the bag, Peanut sighed but he threw the bag away in the trash.
"Thanks, now, you guys either help me or sit in the trunk!" Jeff had a bad morning... or evening. He woke up to Peanut bouncing on his stomach screaming, "FEED ME!" and Achmed messing around at his work bench. When he had reached his class, his back hurt from trying to keep the trunk full of puppets in control. Jeff looked up from sweeping and saw Achmed about to light a bomb, "Achmed put it out."
"Aw come on, infidel, just once?"
"No, put it out. I'm not in the mood for this guys, I'm nervous enough as it is with this being my first class and you guys are not helping right now, so please, behave!"
"What about when the class starts, Senior?" Jose asked.
"I don't know it depends on what I make you do." That got complaints from the gang but Jeff just smiled and stared at them until they agreed to behave... At least until class started....
