Post by GREYtheFLAILER on Nov 3, 2010 23:49:06 GMT -5
The Singing Hat
Sarah: Have you ever been in a position where you just want to escape? Where the stress had gotten to a point you can’t bear?
Isabella: Yes! How can you help me?!
Sarah: Well, boy do I have a deal for you!
Isabella: Go on!
Sarah: I’m talking about HATS! Top hats, cowboy hats, baseball caps, and flat hats! Best of all, they can tend to all of your relaxation needs!
Isabella: How ON EARTH could they do that?
Sarah: We’re talking SINGING HATS HERE, people! We have your Justin Beiber, we have your Michael Jackson, we have your Lady Gaga! Whatever you’re heart desires!
Isabella: OH MY BEIBER!
Sarah: Pardon?
Isabella: My daughters a big fan... *COUGH* Anyways! I have a few friends... can you help them out, too?
Sarah: YES! We’re here for EVERYONE!
Isabella: Frits here from Switzerland! What do you have for me?
Sarah: We’re talking CHEESE, here!
Isabella: I do love my cheese!
Sarah: Exactly! That’s why we made a hat out of it! This too, plays any music you want, but remember to keep refrigerated when not in useIsabella: How much do I pay?
Sarah: 15$ with 200% tax!
Isabella: *pause* Uh... Meh... HUH?
Sarah : BUT FOR YOU… I have a slammin’ deal! 20$!!
Isabella: That’s more like it! I thank you!
Sarah: Any time! Remember, WE’RE HERE FOR YOU.
Isabella: I have another friend, yes?
Sarah: Put her on the line!
Isabella: Hello, der! I am Ikbob!
Sarah: Well HELLO, there! Do tell me, what type of hats do you enjoy?
Isabella: Turbans, of course!
Sarah: WELL, what a coincidence! We JUST created a Turban version of our singing hats!
Isabella: Thank you very much!
Sarah: You’re welcome!
Isabella: WOW, did you ever please my friends!
Sarah: Well, if you think THAT was great, wait until you hear about this!
Isabella: What?
Sarah: Hats R Us has just completed a line of accessories, to make sure you’re as comfortable as you can be, when wearing your own Singing Hat! This includes drink holders, food trays, custom speakers, Color Personalization, and even your own songs! Download the iHat, and you can purchase your own songs to your hat!
Isabella: OH MY BEIBER!
Sarah: Again, really?
Isabella: What can I say? I’m excited! This hat is EVERYTHING I’ve been looking for! Goodbye the stressful life of eighteen kids and three husbands, hello relaxation!
Sarah: Just another satisfied costumer! Now, if you’re interested in purchasing a hat or five, call us at 1-800-HATS, and we’d be glad to hook you up! REMEMBER KIDS...
I’m going to tell you one time! One time! Buy hats! Buy hats!
!
Sarah: Have you ever been in a position where you just want to escape? Where the stress had gotten to a point you can’t bear?
Isabella: Yes! How can you help me?!
Sarah: Well, boy do I have a deal for you!
Isabella: Go on!
Sarah: I’m talking about HATS! Top hats, cowboy hats, baseball caps, and flat hats! Best of all, they can tend to all of your relaxation needs!
Isabella: How ON EARTH could they do that?
Sarah: We’re talking SINGING HATS HERE, people! We have your Justin Beiber, we have your Michael Jackson, we have your Lady Gaga! Whatever you’re heart desires!
Isabella: OH MY BEIBER!
Sarah: Pardon?
Isabella: My daughters a big fan... *COUGH* Anyways! I have a few friends... can you help them out, too?
Sarah: YES! We’re here for EVERYONE!
Isabella: Frits here from Switzerland! What do you have for me?
Sarah: We’re talking CHEESE, here!
Isabella: I do love my cheese!
Sarah: Exactly! That’s why we made a hat out of it! This too, plays any music you want, but remember to keep refrigerated when not in useIsabella: How much do I pay?
Sarah: 15$ with 200% tax!
Isabella: *pause* Uh... Meh... HUH?
Sarah : BUT FOR YOU… I have a slammin’ deal! 20$!!
Isabella: That’s more like it! I thank you!
Sarah: Any time! Remember, WE’RE HERE FOR YOU.
Isabella: I have another friend, yes?
Sarah: Put her on the line!
Isabella: Hello, der! I am Ikbob!
Sarah: Well HELLO, there! Do tell me, what type of hats do you enjoy?
Isabella: Turbans, of course!
Sarah: WELL, what a coincidence! We JUST created a Turban version of our singing hats!
Isabella: Thank you very much!
Sarah: You’re welcome!
Isabella: WOW, did you ever please my friends!
Sarah: Well, if you think THAT was great, wait until you hear about this!
Isabella: What?
Sarah: Hats R Us has just completed a line of accessories, to make sure you’re as comfortable as you can be, when wearing your own Singing Hat! This includes drink holders, food trays, custom speakers, Color Personalization, and even your own songs! Download the iHat, and you can purchase your own songs to your hat!
Isabella: OH MY BEIBER!
Sarah: Again, really?
Isabella: What can I say? I’m excited! This hat is EVERYTHING I’ve been looking for! Goodbye the stressful life of eighteen kids and three husbands, hello relaxation!
Sarah: Just another satisfied costumer! Now, if you’re interested in purchasing a hat or five, call us at 1-800-HATS, and we’d be glad to hook you up! REMEMBER KIDS...
I’m going to tell you one time! One time! Buy hats! Buy hats!
!