LOL, I started to write and this came out..

[silver]

Hello, Mr Diary!

Is that what normal people write on their diaries? If not, I'm not a normal person, clearly. I mean, not that I ever thought I was. No, that would be stupid.

Anyway, I thought I'd start this thing off with a little bit about myself! My name is Desiree Chardonnay (Mm, wine..), and I am 15 years old! Jeeze, I need to grow up faster.. Anywho, I am a vampire! Mwahahaha! Yes indeed, a vampire. What a huge great shock that is! I bet if you're a human reading this, you didn't even know they existed, did you? Well, now you do. So go spread this diary around the world and see if anyone believes you. I have three best friends *cough*, and NO BOYFRIEND. Wahooo, I'm a free woman! Free to flirt with whatever boy I want!

I would write more about myself but I can't be bothered. That is the extent of my laziness. ANYWAY, you're my diary, you should know. You know all of the secrets of my life. Or will do, when I'm done with you, anyway. Hey, that's a pretty scary thought..

I hear some people write times and dates in these things? Well, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. So I'm not going to. You'll just have to use your vast knowledge to guess. But I might write the date.. sometimes.. if I feel it appropriate.

Ramble ramble..

Guess what I had for breakfast! Go on, guess! Blood?! No, you're wrong, my furry friend. Coco pops! Omnomnom. Chocolate cereal, fantastic! I don't care if I get fat off it. Actually yes I do. It's the only chocolate we're allowed in a day, though, because of some terrible rule enforced by our terrible headmistress, ClosetDrunk. That's not her real name, but we like to call her that, because she always seems to have a glass of wine in her hand. Well, either that or her beloved's di-.. hand. Her real name's Midnight.. we don't really got for calling them 'Miss Whatever' here, we're more for first names. Midnight has this really hot guy wrapped around her finger called William, who we like to call Dick, because he is one.

Tifa, as per usual, had an apple for breakfast. She's so skinny and pretty, it makes me sad. She has really nice long blonde hair, and such nice eyes. I wish I looked like her. Tifa's my best friend, by the way. She is quite potentially weirder than me. Trust me, that's pretty darn weird! And for some strange reason, I have two other best friends who are completely NOT like me and Tifa at all. Their names are Miyuki and Crissatha. I like to call them Ki and Cris, though. Miyuki is a bit of a sadist, and likes to hurt (kill) people, and Cris is often described as the Ice Bitch. They're both pretty normal, and not hyper like me and Tifa. But they sort of even it out a bit, you know?

Class began at 10.00pm sharp! I didn't go to class, of course, but it still began! I don't think anyone actually goes to class at this school, thinking about it. The only class I've ever been to, is fencing, and that's because the teacher is super hot. but also gay and taken. Taken by Miyuki's brother. RAWR, he must be destroyed.

If we're not going to class, we have to be doing something, right?! Well, we were in the Magic Poof room, doing some magical poofing! Quel un surprise!

I must go now.. I'm being chased by a spider and it looks angry..

[desiree]

Hello, Mr Diary!

Is that what normal people write on their diaries? If not, I'm not a normal person, clearly. I mean, not that I ever thought I was. No, that would be stupid.

Anyway, I thought I'd start this thing off with a little bit about myself! My name is Desiree Chardonnay (Mm, wine..), and I am 15 years old! Jeeze, I need to grow up faster.. Anywho, I am a vampire! Mwahahaha! Yes indeed, a vampire. What a huge great shock that is! I bet if you're a human reading this, you didn't even know they existed, did you? Well, now you do. So go spread this diary around the world and see if anyone believes you. MOVING ON TO TALK ABOUT MY LOVELY SELF AGAIN.. I have three best friends *cough*, and NO BOYFRIEND. Wahooo, I'm a free woman! Free to flirt with whatever boy I want!

I would write more about myself but I can't be bothered. That is the extent of my laziness. ANYWAY, you're my diary, you should know. You know all of the secrets of my life. Or will do, when I'm done with you, anyway. Hey, that's a pretty scary thought..

I hear some people write times and dates in these things? Well, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. So I'm not going to. You'll just have to use your vast knowledge to guess. But I might write the date.. sometimes.. if I feel it appropriate.

Ramble ramble..

Guess what I had for breakfast! Go on, guess! Blood?! No, you're wrong, my furry friend. Coco pops! Omnomnom. Chocolate cereal, fantastic! I don't care if I get fat off it. Actually yes I do. It's the only chocolate we're allowed in a day, though, because of some terrible rule enforced by our terrible headmistress, ClosetDrunk. That's not her real name, but we like to call her that, because she always seems to have a glass of wine in her hand. Well, either that or her beloved's di-.. hand. Her real name's Midnight.. we don't really got for calling them 'Miss Whatever' here, we're more for first names. Midnight has this really hot guy wrapped around her finger called William, who we like to call Dick, because he is one.

Tifa, as per usual, had an apple for breakfast. She's so skinny and pretty, it makes me sad. She has really nice long blonde hair, and such nice eyes. I wish I looked like her. Tifa's my best friend, by the way. She is quite potentially weirder than me. Trust me, that's pretty darn weird! And for some strange reason, I have two other best friends who are completely NOT like me and Tifa at all. Their names are Miyuki and Crissatha. I like to call them Ki and Cris, though. Miyuki is a bit of a sadist, and likes to hurt (kill) people, and Cris is often described as the Ice Bitch. They're both pretty normal, and not hyper like me and Tifa. But they sort of even it out a bit, you know?

Class began at 10.00pm sharp! I didn't go to class, of course, but it still began! I don't think anyone actually goes to class at this school, thinking about it. The only class I've ever been to, is fencing, and that's because the teacher is super hot. but also gay and taken. Taken by Miyuki's brother. RAWR, he must be destroyed.

If we're not going to class, we have to be doing something, right?! Well, we were in the Magic Poof room, doing some magical poofing! Quel un surprise!

I must go now.. I'm being chased by a spider and it looks angry..

5th July 2010

Hey, would you look at that! I wrote the date! Woo, now you know what season it is and everything!

Summer. -.- The time when I have to spend most of my time inside, because the sun hurts my eyes too bad. Luckily, it's been rather a dreary summer, so I've been able to go out more than usual! Oh, thank you, goddess, for making me such a lucky being!

I went into the poof room today, only to find some girl called.. Serena, or something, using her affinity on Roxas, Miyuki's brother! She was making him see herself as Axel. It was an illusion, or something. So mean! Anyway, Axel the hottie was there, trying to stop it, but Roxas was seeing him as his enemies! Total chaos! Miyuki tried to stop it, and eventually they did. Poor Roxas thinks he's going insane again.

6th July 2010

Ki's pet snow leopard has had cubs! They are so adorable! I went to hug one and it sneezed on me! I was smothered in cat slobber, it was one of the sweetest moments of my entire life!

7th July 2010

Used my affinity on some guy Justin today. He's feral, (ew, creepy), and has an affinity to copy other people's affinities. So, I ended up wanting to get into his pants, and he wanted to get into mine. But then, he whacked his head on a candle, I called him blind boy, and BAM, all hell broke loose. Actually, thinking about it, I think he might be Cris's boyfriend. Who knows these days, ehh?!